I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she pinky promised me she was 18
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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