party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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