We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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