So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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