taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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