Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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