She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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