For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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