I think i sorta joined a cult last night
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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