i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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