ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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