Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
