I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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