it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I would ride that face into the sunset
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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