everyone is single if you try hard enough
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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