i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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