My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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