Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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