Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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