Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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