omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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