if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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