I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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