So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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