mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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