the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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