My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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