Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
