Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Someone came in the potted fern
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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