your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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