My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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