Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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