they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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