It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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