I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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