That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
