Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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