Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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