ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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