took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
