Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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