i just google imaged poop.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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