He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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