i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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