There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
God, I missed his penis.
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