I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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