Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
