I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
