Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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