I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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