please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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