Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Randomize
