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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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(619): View more from California

Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?

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(407): View more from Florida

Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.

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(716): View more from New York

ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today

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(903): View more from Texas

I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date

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(516): View more from New York

I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder

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