oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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