Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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