My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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