Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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