Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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